Adventures in Online Dating: The CliffsNotes Version 😂
Some “gentlemen” complained that my original post was too long and had too many words.
So, for those who found reading the entire thing a bit too challenging, here’s the CliffsNotes version. 😂
🐟 Put down the dead fish.
💪 Show me the biceps.
🕶️ Take off the sunglasses. I’d actually like to see your face.
📸 Use current pictures. Honesty is attractive.
👥 Stop posting group photos. I’m looking for a date, not playing Where’s Waldo.
👶 Keep your children out of your dating profile pictures.
💬 Learn how to have a conversation. “Hi, how are you?” isn’t an entire personality.
🍆 Keep your ick to yourself. Nobody asked to see it.
🧠 Show me you have a personality, intelligence, and a sense of humor.
❤️ Be honest, respectful, emotionally intelligent, and interesting.
There. Ten points. No dissertation required.
And if that’s still too much reading, I’m afraid I can’t help you. 😂
You’re welcome. 😘